YOUR BRAIN ON POT!!!!

Alina Takes the D

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Sand?

Now I usually hate sand, especially when it's caught up in my ass cheeks. BUT! This new website will make you fucking love sand. Check out this new website HERE! and peep the gallery for ya nigga's own art work, entitled "Thirsty Thursday".

BITCH IM BACK!!!!!!

Hey cunts, sorry to all the followers (or lack there of) that have been missing my swaggy ass posts. But, do not worry my fellow fucks! I'm bout to be banging out those fucking dope interweb articles and vijeos fah all you hoes! swag swag swag swag swag swag swag!
First, let me drop some this new "Element Table Malachite" on yall bitch asses. Freal doh. dis table hot. The materials -ash,glass and brass. Swag. So, if any of ya'll out there wanna purchase such a swaggy addition to the pad, go  HERE

Fuck Ya Guy Adams!

http://deadspin.com/5930153/nbcs-no-1-tweeting-critic-has-been-suspended-from-twitter

Here is a short article about how freedom of speech gets taken away because we criticize the actions of corporations. Which is exactly what we should be fucking doing. Assholes

Yea

Apocalypse miau from SlurpTV on Vimeo.

Please Read

http://www.vice.com/read/the-woman-who-fell-to-earth-508-v17n9

Isoboner

HJ Gloves from Adam Scott

Pretend You Give A Shit

What?

Boredom taken to an entirely new level. HERE

Rollerman

Seriously??

John Frusciante - The Past Recedes

Jet Life

Shane Smith and North Korea (Pt. 1)

Aziz Ansari - NIggas In Paris iPhone Remix

In Retrospect..

The Smallest Cock In Porn

The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie! from Rob Corddry

A fabulous mockumentary about Don Holmes, the man with the smallest cock in the porn industry.

Actors as monsters, killers, thugs, or other figures of malevolence.

Alex Prager directed 13 videos for this entertaining feature from NY Times.

Brodinski

Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (Screwed By Brodinski) by Brodinski

A really really good screwed version of Justin Timberlake that is smooth as shit.